When these people call about cleaning my ducts I reply that we don't have ducks or geese for that matter.  Usually gets a pause and silence from them.  I will have to try the quacking next time that someone suggested in a previous note.  I thought that was cute.

Just got this call this morning. And probably several other times over the last few months. I've actually talked to these do***e bags before too. They are fully aware. I need to get their company number and name to report them to the CRTC.

These guys or guy are complete a-holes, I freaked on the guy when he asked ,me how I was and I replied I am the same as when you called me last night, he then preceded to call me a liar and I used every curse word I knew.  Then the idiot called back 2 days later.  We blocked them using *60 so hopefully it works, but I would love to know where their office is located so I could go down and freak on them in person.

A good way is to tell them that you have geese, not ducks and ask if they can clean your backyard and roof.

My husband is very ill, we aren't getting much rest and these idiots keep calling but never speak to us.