just tell them to @#@# themselves with their hose.  
they get the point.

A good way is to tell them that you have geese, not ducks and ask if they can clean your backyard and roof.

These a****oles call me as well in their fake p*** voices...No Call List is crap..Hope they call again because I have a plan....

Just launch a complaint at https://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/plt-cmp-eng if you're registered with the National Do Not Call List.

The DNC is a list that telemarketers are suppose to update once a month. Once they get the list, they usually have to be manually inputted into they're calling system so the computer doesn't dial your number. But that's the catch: They have to get the list from the CRTC. If they are from a calling center overseas, the CRTC can't monitor or enforce the rules on them. That's why most companies are getting these call centers overseas to do their telemarketing.

All u tell them what i told them. I let them speak there bu***hit and then i told them i'm in appartment 1702 . They should get the message.