This is our business number which we have been using for thirty years. We are an honorable business that would never call you in this manor. We have no idea why your number and ours are being connected, and we are trying to get to the bottom of it. Please understand we have been trying to solve this with the police and service provider. We have not been calling you. We are as annoyed by this problem as you are, if not more. We are sorry for any inconvenience that has been caused. We would appreciate if you no longer called this number while we try to solve this problem. Thank you.

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