Wildrose called to ask if I needed a ride to the polling station on Monday.  Said they could guarantee a caucasian driver who was not gay!  And they would stop at the liquor store if I wanted!  Excellent.
Wanted to know if I wanted to buy a robocaller machine on Tuesday, as they would then be unemployed?

The clock struck 2 PM and Shane hit the start button on the robocaller.  I've never seen so many words squeezed into a 2 minute voicemail!  Fast talking gal.
Should I sell Telus shares before the election next week when all this robocall business goes away?
Even the lettercarrier looked tired from delivering all this election garbage.

Wildrose is really getting nervous by stepping up the "all the other Parties are bad" propaganda.  Did I hear her say "Erection" instead of "Election"?  Maybe some diction lessons next time before someone hands her the Robocaller?  Or maybe they are going to leglislate out erections?  Or increase taxes on Viagra before it goes generic?Tuesday can't come quick enough to stop all this nonsense.  At least we'll have a good crop of un-elected politicians to cut our lawns, haul away our trash and drive our buses.  Peace and love.

The clock struck 2 PM and Shane hit the start button on the robocaller.  I've never seen so many words squeezed into a 2 minute voicemail!  Fast talking gal.Should I sell Telus shares before the election next week when all this robocall business goes away?Even the lettercarrier looked tired from delivering all this election garbage.

This poor soul left a long voicemail slamming the current government but unfortunately did not give his name or Party affiliation?  Maybe too embarassed that he will be unemployed after the election?  Loser!

Hate Hate Hate all the robocalls and they so far have all been from WildRose!
I'll vote for anyone else but these harassers