The clock struck 2 PM and Shane hit the start button on the robocaller.  I've never seen so many words squeezed into a 2 minute voicemail!  Fast talking gal.
Should I sell Telus shares before the election next week when all this robocall business goes away?
Even the lettercarrier looked tired from delivering all this election garbage.

Someone from the Wildrose called to advise my Polling Station has been relocated to the Gay Muslim Community Hall in NE Calgary.  Pheww....that will save me a ton of time on Monday by not showing up at the incorrect location!

Well, it's pretty clear the Rosie Wild Party is going to fill our voicemail weekly until the Election.  Are they afraid of Edmonton style altercations on voter's doorstep?  I wonder if they will lodge a complaint with the police if I delete their rhetorical voicemail?Gotta run.....there's a Dr. at my door making a housecall.  I've got a urine sample for him also.2 weeks and this nonsense is over!  Sometimes I wish this was a Communist country.

Wildrose is really getting nervous by stepping up the "all the other Parties are bad" propaganda.  Did I hear her say "Erection" instead of "Election"?  Maybe some diction lessons next time before someone hands her the Robocaller?  Or maybe they are going to leglislate out erections?  Or increase taxes on Viagra before it goes generic?Tuesday can't come quick enough to stop all this nonsense.  At least we'll have a good crop of un-elected politicians to cut our lawns, haul away our trash and drive our buses.  Peace and love.

The clock struck 2 PM and Shane hit the start button on the robocaller.  I've never seen so many words squeezed into a 2 minute voicemail!  Fast talking gal.Should I sell Telus shares before the election next week when all this robocall business goes away?Even the lettercarrier looked tired from delivering all this election garbage.

Wildrose called to ask if I needed a ride to the polling station on Monday.  Said they could guarantee a caucasian driver who was not gay!  And they would stop at the liquor store if I wanted!  Excellent.Wanted to know if I wanted to buy a robocaller machine on Tuesday, as they would then be unemployed?