Another Monday and another call (+ voicemail) from Shane-o

His personal cell number is (403) 630-1470.  Since he has no problem calling our numbers several times weekly, lets all return the favour and maybe leave him a happy voicemail.  Call anytime, day or night.  All's fair in love and elections.........If he gets angry, call the police and file a complaint.  After all, it's the right thing to do!

Well, it's pretty clear the Rosie Wild Party is going to fill our voicemail weekly until the Election.  Are they afraid of Edmonton style altercations on voter's doorstep?  I wonder if they will lodge a complaint with the police if I delete their rhetorical voicemail?
Gotta run.....there's a Dr. at my door making a housecall.  I've got a urine sample for him also.
2 weeks and this nonsense is over!  Sometimes I wish this was a Communist country.

This poor soul left a long voicemail slamming the current government but unfortunately did not give his name or Party affiliation?  Maybe too embarassed that he will be unemployed after the election?  Loser!

I think Shane was responsible for the wheel positioning on Danielle's campaign bus, take 1, but she does look good with a big set.  If the Party saved money on robocalls, they could afford to get Danielle a nice set and she could move into the Election afterlife happy and well endowed.In the meantime, David Swann continues to be the only Dr. still making housecalls, however, not for medical reasons.  Shame on you Dr's who dumped your hypocratic oath and took up the political low life, we subsidized your medical training, now you turn your back on that understaffed profession.I might have to spoil my ballot as there are no alternatives, but maybe I'll get selected for Jury duty when all these criminal politicians face Justice.

Wildrose is really getting nervous by stepping up the "all the other Parties are bad" propaganda.  Did I hear her say "Erection" instead of "Election"?  Maybe some diction lessons next time before someone hands her the Robocaller?  Or maybe they are going to leglislate out erections?  Or increase taxes on Viagra before it goes generic?
Tuesday can't come quick enough to stop all this nonsense.  At least we'll have a good crop of un-elected politicians to cut our lawns, haul away our trash and drive our buses.  Peace and love.