Wildrose called to ask if I needed a ride to the polling station on Monday.  Said they could guarantee a caucasian driver who was not gay!  And they would stop at the liquor store if I wanted!  Excellent.Wanted to know if I wanted to buy a robocaller machine on Tuesday, as they would then be unemployed?

Just got called on my cell by this number. Looks like it belongs to WRA candidate Shane McAllister

http://www.shanemcallister.com/contact

Was thinking about voting for Wildrose until I received a robocall from them.  I boycott anybody who uses robocalls so they're now out...

The clock struck 2 PM and Shane hit the start button on the robocaller.  I've never seen so many words squeezed into a 2 minute voicemail!  Fast talking gal.Should I sell Telus shares before the election next week when all this robocall business goes away?Even the lettercarrier looked tired from delivering all this election garbage.

Another Monday and another call (+ voicemail) from Shane-o

I think Shane was responsible for the wheel positioning on Danielle's campaign bus, take 1, but she does look good with a big set.  If the Party saved money on robocalls, they could afford to get Danielle a nice set and she could move into the Election afterlife happy and well endowed.In the meantime, David Swann continues to be the only Dr. still making housecalls, however, not for medical reasons.  Shame on you Dr's who dumped your hypocratic oath and took up the political low life, we subsidized your medical training, now you turn your back on that understaffed profession.I might have to spoil my ballot as there are no alternatives, but maybe I'll get selected for Jury duty when all these criminal politicians face Justice.